Feathers and Firearms Pesterlog 3--timaeusTestified [TT] began pestering turntechGodhead [TG]-- Feathers and Firearms Pesterlog 3 by ~RogueOfHeart
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TT: Hey, man. I didn’t want to intrude on your tropical happiness or anything, but shit is going down over here.
TT: Dave, are you there?
TT: Why aren’t you up at two in the morning, like every other normal teenage boy?
TT: You could be making sweet love to a lovely island lady right now, and if the thought of that doesn’t get your lazy ass out of bed, you are not a man.
TT: Okay, fine. Listen up:
TT: The Felt found out that you were living with me.
TT: They don’t’ know where you are now, and I’ve been deleting our chat logs. I’m going to remove your chumhandle from my chumroll when this is done, so they won’t find you.
TT: Not to alarm you or anything, but there are six green men in our apartment right now, and one of them has a really big gun.
TT: I bet you didn’t know that your Bro can cut bullets in half, huh?
TG: bro why the fuck are you pestering me at two
INDIGO and CaNdY rEd-- causticallyGregarious [CG] began trolling tragicComedian [TC] --INDIGO and CaNdY rEd by ~PhantomSunsSong
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CG: hey fuckass.
CG: where are you?
CG: i just want to say hi.
TC: Oh GoD pLeAsE jUsT sTaY aWaY.
TC: pLeAsE mOtHeRfUcKeR
CG: now why would you say that, best friend?
CG: i thought we were tight.
CG: just you and me, sharing pies.
CG: watching romcoms.
CG: choking down faygo.
CG: don't you want to do that again?
TC: i MeAn No.
TC: ThE pIeS aRe GoNe, BrOtHeR,
TC: aNd YoU'rE a CrAzY mOtHeRfUcKeR.
TC: i AlReAdY sAw WhAt YoU dId To VrIsKa AnD tAvRoS, mAn.
TC: tHaT wAs SoMe BaD sHiT.
CG: it's your own fault, best friend.
CG: you sent her there instead of coming to see me yourself.
CG: vriska told me everything.
CG: you sent her to kill me, but she couldn't, because she knew her place.
CG: in pieces, fuckass.
CG: tavros got upset when he saw our little understanding, but he found his place too.
TC: sHiT mOtHeRfUcKeR, hE wAs AlL oVeR tHe PlAcE.
TC: gReEn AnD bLuE mOtHeRfUcKiN bLoOd eVeRyWhErE.
TC: tHeY wErE oUr FrIeNdS